China shocks the world by revealing the first completely pollution free coal fired power plants are supplying energy to the Olympics. Every gram of carbon the plants produced is trapped and recycled.
In further news it is announced that you may save the environment by getting drunk. Distilled spirits manufacturers finally realized that they could trap and recycle CO2 produced by sour mash fermentation by just a little extra plumbing.
And finally, one of the largest sources of waste paper was eliminated as phone books the world over went on and "opt in" system. After it was realized that many people who communicate via cell phone and internet never even open a phone book, it was easy to cut the number of phone books produced in the world by 90%.
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I like that future news. I find more of my personal phone numbers online than by using the telephone book already. The yellow pages is still handy since we don't often have the name to look up.
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